Aug 22.2023|  14562

gayweeddaddy69:

Checked in on my parents in CA cuz the hurricane and my dad sent me this

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Aug 22.2023|  20086

waltzingbi:

the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day




Aug 19.2023|  52420

crazy-brazilian:

beardedmrbean:

Audio is crap, but turn it up when they hit the snow to improve your day anyhow

this is what the establishment fears the most




Aug 19.2023|  40535

cigaretteuncle:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level




Aug 19.2023|  93825

beemovieerotica:

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thank god for american public transit !!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ




Aug 17.2023|  59075

memendoemori:

melonsap:

only-tiktoks:

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For those worried about the crew having to do a whole job just for one person, flight staff only get paid for time theyโ€™re in the air; if heโ€™d cancelled, they wouldnโ€™t have gotten paid for zip.

So in other words, he gave them an easy day where they can spend most of it on break, and also airplane staff should unionize.

Also the plane likely has to get to NC somehow so you might as well have fun with it




Aug 17.2023|  56927

everythingstarstuff:

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Aug 16.2023|  764

aus-wnt:

The most watched TV event in ๐€๐”๐’๐“๐‘๐€๐‹๐ˆ๐€๐ ๐‡๐ˆ๐’๐“๐Ž๐‘๐˜.  THAT'S 42% OF THE COUNTRY WATCHING THE MATILDAS ON CHANNEL 7 ALONE ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ  That's before you consider figures from Optus Sports and the people watching at live sites around the country.  The Matildas' World Cupโ€ฆ pic.twitter.com/NeSWYWqYPI  โ€” KEEPUP (@keepupau) August 17, 2023ALT



Aug 16.2023|  62726

voice-of-illogical-sense:




Aug 16.2023|  99022

infectedwithnyanites:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

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Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and theyโ€™ll harass a homeless person/teen whatever theyโ€™re sitting on.




Aug 16.2023|  24875

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:

measureyourlifeincake:

i know people make these kinds of posts with fictional characters a lot but like. hank green truly is one of The Most Guys Ever. like. he’s one of the earliest youtubers who is still on there. he’s a 43-year-old tiktok star. he’s a science educator. he got cancer and his response was to make a tier list of the press’s coverage of his cancer announcement. the president of the united states sent him a message of support and he told the president that he was pissing out the cancer. years earlier he was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis and his response was to write a polka song about it. he created vidcon. he’s the ceo of a company that produces a shitton of educational series (well, not acting ceo at the moment due to the aforementioned cancer). his guitar says “this machine pwns n00bs” on it. he invented 2D glasses. one of his earliest videos to get popular was about animal sex. between him and his brother, he was known as “the science one” (or “the music one”) while his brother was “the writer one,” and then he wrote two new york times bestselling novels. his most controversial opinion is that butt is legs. he’s done so many things that there is a website dedicated to counting the number of days since he started a new thing. he and his brother use their internet following to (among other things) fight maternal/infant mortality in sierra leone. he has a baked bean furby. hes even bisexual

In 1998. his Winter Park High School classmates named him “Best Dancer.” He’s had an album on the Billboard Charts, and he won an Emmy for a web-based adaptation of Pride & Prejudice. He co-founded DFTBA.com, the Awesome Coffee Club, the Awesome Sock Club, and Sun Basin Soap–but doesn’t make money from any of them. Instead he’s led these brands to donate over $5,000,000 to a hospital in Sierra Leone. His companies, when he stepped down as CEO due to the cancer, had over 115 full-time employees, all of whom receive a living wage and good benefits. His production company, Complexly, has made educational videos with 5 billion total views, and helped hundreds of millions learn through SciShow and Crash Course. He is the sweetest dad to the world’s most amazing six-year-old, and the spouse of one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet, and he is loved–ferociously–by his brother. He truly is among the Most Guys Ever.




Aug 16.2023|  54206

obserbolisk:

zagreus:

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cackling at this, can NOT believe itโ€™s a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

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He also said this about the snake.




Aug 16.2023|  22149

lichposting:

lichposting:

Iโ€™m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they donโ€™t like each other. Itโ€™s not even as strong an emotion as hate itโ€™s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

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Aug 16.2023|  78869

growing-yet-into-magic:

witchesversuspatriarchy:

Or just go to browse and hang out! I promise it will be inspiring :)

It’s also a lot easier to do research in a library; sure, it’s one thing to have internet access, but it’s another to have wifi access to databases and books on the topic an approximate two minute walk away.




Aug 16.2023|  2937

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

psych is such a good take on a modern detective bc most detectives r like grrrr 😡 I’m an uptight grumpy goose who the world has worn down 😡 I’ve seen more terrible things than u can even imagine 😡 don’t insult my intelligence with your blathering. and shawn spencer, a bisexual adhd whirlwind w daddy issues, is like ‘ew a dead body. gross! let me put on a silly disguise and flirt with the suspects. maybe do a dance. by the way it was the nanny I knew that like ten hours ago but needed to dramatize the moment for the bit’

another thing that makes psych an outlier is that the writers were like ‘the main character is smart. like ridiculously smart. hes on the national security watch list and he’s one of the good guys. he could win any poker game he enters. he could be a millionaire. billionaire. if he used his powers for evil he could overtake a small country in a forenight and never be caught. but he doesn’t bc he has too much fun running around santa barbara being silly and solving crimes’